Girl Scout Cookies

…are so very tasty.  I forgot how good cookie time was.  NOT good for your waistband, but good for your soul 🙂  I had the market cornered when I was a child because I was the only girl scout in our area for about two miles.  So, with that and my mail orders I took from people at Stanford University and at Hewlett-Packard (daddy worked there at the time), I sold about 550 boxes.  Yeah, no joke.  I was a power seller 🙂   So, what does this have to do with anything?

I just bought 9 boxes, and MAN, I forgot how good they were.  Thin Mints, Lemon Pastry Creams, Peanut Butter Patties, Peanut Butter Sandwiches, Shortbread, Caramel DeLites…. oh save me now.

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Douchebags.

You’ve seen them. Popped collar, faux tan, jaunty hat, abercrombie all over, reeks of TAG, and with hot, hot women. Well, tonight I was shown the most amazing site in all of internetland.

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Here is a small taste of the comment section of this website:

Hey Mike, we’ve greased our hair into tiny, marginally-gay fauxhawks, I’ve got my murse and you’ve got your bling. What else can we do to make ourselves more appealing to the Stepford Wife-wannabes at the roller rink?

How about we paint our faces the color of overcooked sweet potatoes, Joe?

You’re a genius, Mike. Hand me that can of TAG.

I think I need to go to the hospital I was laughing so hard. My poor, poor xiphoid process.